Depressions turns me into an asshole
LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA
"I won’t be a rock star. I will be a legend"
-Freddie Mercury (5 September 1946 - 24 November 1991)
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
- Newton: I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation.
- Einstein: I believe I'm relatively aware of it.
- Darwin: Guys, guys! Let's not let this evolve into a huge argument.
- Heisenberg: I'm uncertain about whether I can handle this. I'm getting out of here.
- Pasteur: Yeah, this conversation is getting sterile.
The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.